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Hey, guys.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Dad.
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- Are those my old video tapes?
- Yep.
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- Where'd you guys find those?
- In the attic.
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What were you doing in the attic?
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Looking for stuff to find.
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Oh, check this out.
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Bam!
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A Different World?
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What's that?
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One of the TV shows of the '90s.
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Look, I can't believe
you guys never heard of it.
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It was created by Bill Cosby.
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Who's Bill Cosby?
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Are you serious?
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He's one of the greatest
comedians of all time.
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Better than Nick Cannon?
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A little bit.
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Anyway, this was one of the
top TV shows on the networks
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for, like, six years.
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Black people used to be on network TV?
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In the '80s and '90s, yeah.
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Wow.
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We had sitcoms, cartoons.
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I mean, there were so many
black shows on TV,
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they ran out of actors
and started using puppets.
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There was this show called
Cousin Skeeter.
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Yeah, I think
I remember that one.
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I always wondered
why his mouth was so wide.
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Hold on.
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Black puppets?
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On TV.
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Mm-Hmm.
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Wow.
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And I thought having
a black president was huge.
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These tapes are gigantic.
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It's what we watched before DVDs.
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Why?
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Because there were no DVDs.
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Well, can we watch some of them?
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Sure.
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I just have to find a VCR.
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I think my mother has one.
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What's a VCR?
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Am I that old, or are you that young?
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Both.
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- Hey, baby.
- Hey, sweetheart.
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Do you know you're special?
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Mm. I am?
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Do you really know how special you are?
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Why don't you tell me how special I am?
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You are so special that you have received
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an exclusive invitation to the newest,
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the hottest steakhouse in Seattle.
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Knife?
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Bam!
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Oh, my God.
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This is supposed to be amazing.
Wow, look at this.
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Yep, and everybody's gonna be there.
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Including me and my baby.
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Oh.
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I can't wait. I'm so excited. When is it?
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Tomorrow night from 7:00 to 10:00.
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Tomorrow night?
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From 7:00 to 10:00.
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Why didn't you tell me earlier?
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I didn't know about it earlier.
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Well, I can't go.
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The bridal expo is tomorrow night.
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What time is it over?
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- 7:00.
- I'll come get you at 7:00.
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No, but I won't be finished.
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I still have to pack everything up,
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and break down the booth.
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Well, I'll come by at 7:30.
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Well, I need to come home,
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and shower and change and get ready.
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Well, by the time you do all that,
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the party'll be over.
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There won't be nothing left
to eat, but gristle and grease.
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I'm sorry.
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Baby, you can still go.
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Just take one of your boys.
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I don't want to take one of the boys.
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I wanted to go with you.
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Well, I wish I had more notice.
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It's cool.
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Well, sweetie.
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I can make it up to you.
I promise.
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We can plan a date night.
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A date night?
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What are we, 50?
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Look, I was looking forward to going out,
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and having a fun, sexy, spontaneous night.
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We are spontaneous.
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No, no, no, I'm spontaneous.
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When you want to do something
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on the spur of the moment
with me, I'm good.
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But when
I want to do something
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on the spur of the moment with you,
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I have to schedule it.
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Uh, let's see.
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Spur of the moment on the, uh, 17th.
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Nick, I'm doing the best that I can.
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I know.
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I just was really looking forward to this.
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"For their remarkable attention to detail"
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"in preparation and presentation,
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"Knife embodies the appreciation
of the fine tradition
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"of eating good meat."
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Well, let me make it up to you.
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I can come up with something
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that will make you forget about Knife.
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As long as you don't call it a date night.
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Oh, baby, when I'm done with you,
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you will call it
whatever I want you to call it.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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- Hey.
- Hey, man.
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What are you having for dinner tonight?
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I don't know.
Suzanne didn't say.
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Why?
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Lock the kids in the basement,
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and take your wife to Knife.
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- Knife?
- Yes.
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It's this new steak place,
and it is amazing.
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Oh, my God. They had this
grand opening last night.
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It was insane, dude.
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Oh, man, I was supposed to be there.
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Well, frankly,
I feel sorry for you,
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'cause you missed out.
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How come you didn't show up?
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Everybody was there.
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Suzanne had to work.
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Gigi had a date, and she shouldn't cover.
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Gigi was there.
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Yeah, last time I saw Gigi,
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she was dancing on a table
with a veal chop in one hand
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and some dude's black card in the other.
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Wait, dancing on the table?
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It was supposed to be a dinner.
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Well, it started out that way,
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but then DJ Jazzy Jeff showed up...
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DJ Jazzy Jeff was there?
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Yeah. Loves steak.
Who knew?
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The guy flew all the way in from Philly.
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Let me tell you,
I love Will Smith,
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but now I know why they called it
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DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.
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That guy deserves top billing.
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Will Smith needs a whole movie
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to get people to listen to him.
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Jeff, he just jumps on the ones and twos,
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and he's like...
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"Eat steak."
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"Knife."
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- You through?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, all right, it was amazing. I get it.
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Take Suzanne.
She'll love it.
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She will love you.
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Just so long as you
keep her away from Anna.
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Who's that?
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Only the waitress who's
gonna end your marriage.
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I would describe her body to you,
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but, well, your children
have already lost one father,
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and I don't want them to lose another.
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Well, Suzanne's planning a date night.
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Maybe I'll suggest we go there.
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Oh, a date night.
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Um, I'll take things old people
do for $1,000, Alex.
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Seriously, what are you, 60?
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Man, I haven't hooked up a VCR in years.
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Thanks for bringing it over.
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Honey, if it would keep
your kids occupied,
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I'd bring over my washing machine.
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All set.
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Honey, I'm ready.
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Man, look at you.
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Suzanne, you look amazing.
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Thank you, Marilyn.
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Whoa!
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I'm coming to join you, honey
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with my skinny jeans on.
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So you really must have
messed something up
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to be dressing like that on a weeknight.
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Now, why would you say that?
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Oh, girl, please,
I had a husband.
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I know a "I'm sorry" dress when I see one.
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Don't listen to her, baby.
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You look incredible.
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Thank you.
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You know, we better get going,
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or we just might not make it out.
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Ooh.
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Ugh!
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I mean, see you later.
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See you later.
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Don't bring no babies back up in here.
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I am ready.
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Me, too.
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Let's get settled in.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Before we leave, I made some
mood music for our date.
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It keeps with the theme.
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- A theme?
- Mm-Hmm.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Ooh, I like that.
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Girl, you think of everything.
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So what are we doing?
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Oh, well, at 7:00,
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we'll check in for our reservation.
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By 7:15, we'll have drinks.
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After some small talk
and some light banter,
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we'll share an intimate kiss,
and then order our appetizers.
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I figure that'll take us
through about 8:00,
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and then we'll put in our entree order
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and then some restaurant-appropriate PDA.
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Personal digital assistant?
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Public displays of affection.
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- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
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And then after that, we can just play
the rest of the evening by ear.
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- Oh, just completely off the cuff.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, you know, see if we want
to order dessert or not.
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Mm.
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Oh, you are totally out of control, girl.
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Whoo, I'm wild!
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So where we going?
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Oh, honey, you don't have
to worry about that.
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Hi, honey.
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Good morning.
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So that was good last night, right?
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Hmm?
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I said, last night was nice, right?
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It was cool.
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Did you just give me the high voice?
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No.
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Are you seriously gonna stand
there with a straight face,
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and lie to me about giving
me the high voice
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in the high voice?
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I am not giving you the high voice.
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Nick, if you didn't like our date,
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you can just tell me.
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Baby, the other night,
I was looking for excitement.
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Knife was a once-in-a-lifetime night,
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and we missed it.
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But our evening was romantic.
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It was perfectly planned.
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You liked dinner, right?
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Planned.
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Didn't you love the walk along the pier?
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Planned.
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What about when we got home?
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That wasn't planned.
That was good.
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It was cool.
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Well, you better remember how cool it was,
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because that's the last
you'll see of that.
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You can plan on it.
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Date night?
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What are you, 70?
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The only reason
I had to plan a date night
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is because of you.
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Why didn't you tell me
you were going to Knife?
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You didn't think
I wanted to come?
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Well, the guy called me that afternoon.
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It's not my fault your husband
don't know how to use a phone.
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00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,625
You realize I can fire you, right?
269
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,975
Suzanne, I have told you many times,
270
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,846
you need to learn to be flexible.
271
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,674
Be spontaneous.
272
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,633
Throw caution to the wind.
273
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,548
The last time
I was spontaneous,
274
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,853
I ended up with Kevin.
275
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,202
What about Lindsey?
276
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,987
That's when I threw caution to the wind.
277
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,209
Listen, I can go to the moon
on a moment's notice.
278
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,429
You send a rocket, some gravity boots,
279
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,363
and some moon luggage,
I'm good to go.
280
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,347
- All right, Zee.
- Mmm.
281
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,181
I'm a let you in on a little secret.
282
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,655
What?
283
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,527
People like me count on people like you
284
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,964
to be boring so we can have all the fun.
285
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,619
If more married people
took the ticket to the game,
286
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,926
to the concert, the reservation
to the restaurant,
287
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,711
single people wouldn't have
half the places to go.
288
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:10,020
Half the things I do are because
married people turn 'em down.
289
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:12,675
Listen, when I told you
I was going out,
290
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,764
you didn't even ask me where I was going,
291
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,448
because you didn't think you
had anything better to do
292
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,985
than to go home.
293
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,684
Well, as far as I knew,
I didn't.
294
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:22,989
The point is,
295
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,905
you missed out on an amazing
grand opening party,
296
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:30,257
and if you keep on trying
to plan every single thing,
297
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:33,214
Suzanne, you're gonna miss out on life.
298
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:36,696
You've got a point.
299
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,443
- Where are you going?
- Out.
300
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:43,793
You can handle this stuff, right?
301
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,533
Oh, no. No, I can't.
This is gonna take hours,
302
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,710
and I was planning on going out tonight.
303
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,451
Well, that's what you get for planning.
304
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:51,539
Bye.
305
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,454
You funny.
306
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,626
Bye.
307
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:00,592
Hey.
308
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:01,680
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Dad.
309
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:02,812
Hey, Mr. Kingston-Persons.
310
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,074
Hey, Troy.
311
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,511
You guys still watching
A Different World?
312
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,687
I've been hooked on this show for years.
313
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,033
I've seen every episode.
314
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,343
This show is amazing.
315
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,214
It makes me want to go
to a black university.
316
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,691
- Me, too.
- Me, too.
317
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,897
I think that's what Dr. Cosby intended.
318
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,091
What's really cool
is that this show's hilarious,
319
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,832
but the story lines address serious issues
320
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,790
like class and race relations.
321
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,749
That's thanks to Debbie Allen.
322
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,489
I just care about the hilarious part.
323
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,708
And I love Whitley.
324
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,449
I think she should marry
Dwayne Wayne.
325
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,537
Well...
326
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,754
Hey, let it unfold.
327
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,630
They should remake this show
with Nick Cannon.
328
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,498
Yeah!
329
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,254
So what's up with the outfits?
330
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,245
Well, I'm Dwayne Wayne.
331
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,073
I'm Ron Johnson.
332
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,557
They tried to get me to dress
up as Walter Oakes.
333
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,730
Sinbad.
334
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,601
I told her she should be honored.
335
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,342
Sinbad is a national treasure.
336
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,693
You can have your Martin Lawrence
and your Steve Harvey.
337
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,217
I'll take Sinbad any day.
338
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,871
We looked at some of his clips on YouTube.
339
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,307
He's hilarious.
340
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:04,830
You know, I think I may have
341
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,876
one of Sinbad's comedy shows in here.
342
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,918
Please tell me it's Brain Damaged.
343
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,097
Brain Damaged!
344
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,667
Bam!
345
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,408
Nice!
346
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,758
His bit on weaves is a classic.
347
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,368
"There's nothing wrong with a weave,
348
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,102
but at least try to fool someone."
349
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,415
Genius.
350
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,199
Hey, don't leave that on pause too long.
351
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,807
It'll break the tape.
352
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,692
- Hey, baby.
- Nick, listen...
353
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,779
Before you speak,
I just want to say I'm sorry.
354
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,959
I was so busy worrying about that party,
355
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,614
I let it get in the way of our night.
356
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,442
I shouldn't have done that.
357
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,965
I want you to know
358
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,880
that I'll go on a date night
with you any time.
359
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,056
Good.
360
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,390
So let's go do something.
361
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,320
- Now?
- Yes, now.
362
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:01,757
Baby, I'm sorry.
363
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,237
You know, I was so caught up
in trying to be organized
364
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:07,371
that I let it stop you from
having a great night with me,
365
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:10,591
and lord knows we need all the
great nights we can get.
366
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,245
You know, that's right.
367
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,681
So you really want to go out?
368
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:14,900
Yes. Let's go.
369
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,162
So you don't have to take a shower?
370
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,250
No, come on.
371
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,426
- Change clothes?
- Nah, right now.
372
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,732
And we can do whatever I want?
373
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,255
Yes, let's bounce!
374
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,889
Wait, wait, what about the kids?
375
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,172
- Lindsey!
- Yes?
376
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,824
Make a pizza. Your father
and I are going out.
377
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,221
Lights out by 9:30.
378
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,352
Okay.
379
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,437
Done.
380
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,616
Baby.
381
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,575
I love it when you get
all spontaneous like that.
382
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,924
Ooh.
383
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:41,100
- Surprise me, girl!
- Right now!
384
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,972
Oh, surprise, surprise.
385
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,277
Wait, wait, where we going?
386
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,193
- Nope, I don't want to know.
- I don't know.
387
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,427
Look it, I'm so surprised,
I forgot my coat.
388
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,125
What are you doing?
Let's go.
389
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,779
No punching in anything?
390
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,172
Let's go.
391
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,391
No theme music?
No itinerary?
392
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,350
No typing in coordinates?
393
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:14,984
What part didn't you understand?
394
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,786
We are going wherever you want to take us.
395
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:21,833
All right.
396
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,626
Thank you.
397
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,286
I'm sorry, baby.
398
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,374
No, no, no.
399
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,202
Tonight, we're not doing I'm sorry.
400
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,899
We are living in the moment.
401
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,509
Whatever happens, happens.
402
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,468
I don't know how I thought
we could just walk in
403
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,600
to the newest, hottest
steakhouse in the city
404
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,254
without a reservation.
405
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,691
But, really.
A two-month wait?
406
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:53,172
It's steak.
How good can it be?
407
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,826
Pretty good, I guess.
408
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,481
Okay, okay,
I will call tomorrow
409
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:58,699
and get a reservation.
410
00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,875
I don't know why that bouncer
411
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,180
wouldn't let us in that club.
412
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,747
There was hardly anybody in there.
413
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,009
I know.
But I at least thought
414
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,403
we would be able to get into the movie.
415
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,622
The movies are getting
worse than the club.
416
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:13,714
Reserved seats, drinks, snacks,
reclining chairs.
417
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,281
If I wanted to feel like
I was at home
418
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,631
when I'm watching a movie,
I'd stay at home.
419
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:20,373
All right, forget about
all that, all right?
420
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,158
I've got you.
We're together.
421
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,768
We're being spontaneous,
422
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,118
and that is all that counts.
423
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,204
- Good. Let's get something to eat.
- Okay.
424
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,427
Uh, excuse me, excuse me.
425
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,689
We'd like to order.
426
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,344
Oh, I'm sorry, but the kitchen's closed.
427
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,998
Oh, come on.
428
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,825
Now, why would you guys seat us
429
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,479
if you knew you weren't gonna serve us?
430
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,568
Well, we thought you were
here for the club.
431
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,440
- What club?
- This one.
432
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,137
After 10:00, we turn into a club.
433
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,625
I'm sorry, but unless you
want to order bottle service,
434
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,453
I'm going to need to move you.
435
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,150
Move us where?
436
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,543
To your feet.
437
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,806
Wait, wait, how much is bottle service?
438
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,326
It starts at $400.
439
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,115
For drinks and a chair?
440
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,375
I know.
It's crazy, right?
441
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,554
What do you want to do?
442
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,991
Uh, I don't know.
What do you want to do?
443
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,514
Well, whatever you're going to do,
444
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,560
I'm going to need you
to do it on your feet,
445
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,820
because I need to sell this table.
446
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,432
No, don't...
447
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,179
We out of here.
448
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,380
Suzanne, what are you guys doing here?
449
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,015
Leaving.
What are you do...
450
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,191
Okay, why are you dressed like that?
451
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,977
Well, I'm gonna dance in a cage.
452
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,500
One of the dancers fell out.
453
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,890
The owner asked me to do him a favor, so...
454
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:49,981
Okay, gotta go.
455
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:51,722
Bye!
456
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,614
Lindsey.
457
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:11,832
What are you doing up this early?
458
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,266
I woke up a couple hours ago
459
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,445
to watch season five of A Different World.
460
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,273
Whitley's about to marry Byron.
461
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,318
All right, well, don't be late.
462
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,577
I won't.
463
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,107
Oh, hey, Dad.
464
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,322
Hey.
465
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:27,845
Wow.
466
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:29,891
Silky.
467
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,244
It's Sinbad.
468
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,113
I had that exact same outfit.
469
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,467
Can you get me a copy
of Jingle All The Way?
470
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:38,990
Jingle All The Way.
471
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,166
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad.
472
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,341
That was a good one.
473
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:43,864
I'll see what I can do.
474
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,041
Whatever happened to Arnold
Schwarzenegger anyway?
475
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,475
He should make more movies.
476
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,264
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
477
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,136
Now Dwayne Wayne is
proposing to Whitley instead.
478
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,265
Oh, my God, this show is incredible.
479
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,923
A Different World?
480
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,051
Yep.
481
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,493
I'm sorry, baby.
482
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,712
Oh, there's no need to apologize.
483
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,801
Look, last night was a disaster.
484
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,977
I wouldn't call it a disaster.
485
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,762
That's 'cause you're just
trying to be nice.
486
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:14,025
No, I'm saying that
because as long as I'm with you,
487
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,679
I don't care what we do.
488
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,898
You win some, you lose some.
489
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,552
Well, at least we salvaged the night
490
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,029
when we got home, right?
491
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,209
It was cool.
492
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,990
Are you giving me the high voice?
493
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,774
Kevin, come on, give me the tape!
494
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,615
- Give me the tape!
- Come on!
495
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:39,964
- No!
- Kevin!
496
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,313
You've been watching TV all week.
497
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,272
Kevin, stop. I want to watch
A Different World.
498
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:44,606
You've seen every season.
499
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,144
I want to watch
Sinbad's Brain Damaged.
500
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,015
Give me the tape, or I'm
gonna damage your brain.
501
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,365
- Come on! Give me the tape!
- No!
502
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:50,975
Hey, hey, what's going on?
503
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,585
Get over there.
Get over there.
504
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:53,717
What is going on?
505
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,283
- Give her the tape!
- Hey!
506
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,029
Now, what is going on here?
507
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,507
Okay, enough!
508
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,512
Never mind.
509
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,946
We'll watch what I want to
watch. How about that?
510
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:11,819
Let's see.
511
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,300
- Go ahead, baby.
- What?
512
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,697
"Nick at the Apollo"?
513
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,349
Nick, did you audition
for Showtime at the Apollo?
514
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,355
I made the tape, but I never sent it in.
515
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,661
Oh, my God.
516
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,880
Look, nobody wants to watch this right...
517
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,012
What's that tape?
518
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,883
No, no, come on, we're being spontaneous.
519
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,015
No, this...
This one's better.
520
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,799
Spontaneous.
Exciting.